Review of Cosmopolis

This is the worst movie I've ever seen or you will ever see. Given the IMDB word minimum and someone who reads this doubtless will be wanting to know why, let me expand: -it's BORING. SO INCREDIBLY BORING -the acting, particularly of Robert Pattinson who does his no emotion thing especially badly here

• a scene of out of nowhere of crude violence to shock but adds absolutely nothing to the film or reactions of the characters
• the characters make no sense at all and act in silly ways
• Paul Giamattis appearance is so incredibly lame and stupid I couldn't watch him in a film for years (Pattinson too)

-the philosophical musings and dialogue suck. It's incredibly bad I wrote better stuff when I was ten -the concept was actually a good one. But so badly messed up I can't even give it one star more than one.