Available as an extra on the new Terror Vision blu ray of Santa Claws, Scream Queens' Naked Christmas is such an oddity in our overly saturated by pornography world of 2022. It's dirty, kind of, but not really in any way as much as it's women taking their clothes off which seems perfectly chaste today. It ends up here, a combination movie for this week of Pittsburgh movies and holiday classics - classics may be stretching things but it is the season of giving - directed by John Russo, who was also the publisher and managing editor of Scream Queens Illustrated, a magazine that chronicled horror movie actresses - and showed their boobs, let's be frank - in a time when getting on the internet often involved needing to be at a university or the slowest dial up ever.
As a kid, I often fantasized about what it would be like going to the Edison Hotel and what was waiting for me inside. I should have been shown this film because the dancing in it is about as sexy as any so-called Pittsburgh adult club I've ever been in. At least the Tennyson Lounge used to let you get up on stage and sing, The Cricket was cheap to drink at and you could get dollar slices at Anthony's when that was still a place. In fact, I've always liked the aura of sin in clubs of ill repute more than experiencing the sin because it's just a transaction and the sooner you realize you're just a mark, the quicker you can just hang back and soak it all up. The robotic dancing in this, the faraway eyes - just imagine it darker, smelling like more perfume and if you dumb glitter all over yourself and burn your money, you too can have an authentic experience.
With Wayne (Grant Kramer) from Santa Claws hosting, basically this video is John Russo and Bill Hinzman videotaping women and getting them naked for the yule season. Sue Ellen White only did this movie, but Lisa Delien (using the stage name Lisa Duvaul) was also in Eyes Are Upon You and Amanda Madison (using the name Christine Cavalier) appeared in other movies like Psycho Dance, Psycho Vampire, Slaughter Secretaries...yes, all Wave Productions. She's also in Donald Farmer's Red Lips.
The main star is, of course, Debbie Rochon, whose career took her everywhere from getting a scar on the streets of Vancouver at the age of 14 and being an extra in Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains to buiding her legacy as a scream queen in movies like Lurkers, Tromeo and Juliet and so many more, being picked as Draculina magazine's Scream Queen of the Decade (1990-1999). She's still making movies today, shrugging off setbacks like nearly losing four fingers of her right hand to a prop machete. She's also one of those people who appear so perfect that you wonder if they're some kind of android. I hope she never stops making movies ever.
This movie is ridiculous but I'm also strangely happy that it exists. If you saw Santa Claws, you've seen it already, but I respect that Russo is out to make money off you more than once for the same exact product.
As a kid, I often fantasized about what it would be like going to the Edison Hotel and what was waiting for me inside. I should have been shown this film because the dancing in it is about as sexy as any so-called Pittsburgh adult club I've ever been in. At least the Tennyson Lounge used to let you get up on stage and sing, The Cricket was cheap to drink at and you could get dollar slices at Anthony's when that was still a place. In fact, I've always liked the aura of sin in clubs of ill repute more than experiencing the sin because it's just a transaction and the sooner you realize you're just a mark, the quicker you can just hang back and soak it all up. The robotic dancing in this, the faraway eyes - just imagine it darker, smelling like more perfume and if you dumb glitter all over yourself and burn your money, you too can have an authentic experience.
With Wayne (Grant Kramer) from Santa Claws hosting, basically this video is John Russo and Bill Hinzman videotaping women and getting them naked for the yule season. Sue Ellen White only did this movie, but Lisa Delien (using the stage name Lisa Duvaul) was also in Eyes Are Upon You and Amanda Madison (using the name Christine Cavalier) appeared in other movies like Psycho Dance, Psycho Vampire, Slaughter Secretaries...yes, all Wave Productions. She's also in Donald Farmer's Red Lips.
The main star is, of course, Debbie Rochon, whose career took her everywhere from getting a scar on the streets of Vancouver at the age of 14 and being an extra in Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains to buiding her legacy as a scream queen in movies like Lurkers, Tromeo and Juliet and so many more, being picked as Draculina magazine's Scream Queen of the Decade (1990-1999). She's still making movies today, shrugging off setbacks like nearly losing four fingers of her right hand to a prop machete. She's also one of those people who appear so perfect that you wonder if they're some kind of android. I hope she never stops making movies ever.
This movie is ridiculous but I'm also strangely happy that it exists. If you saw Santa Claws, you've seen it already, but I respect that Russo is out to make money off you more than once for the same exact product.