2/10
Ridiculous movie.
13 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
One of the most ridiculous movies I've ever seen. It was so bad, even as a sci-fi movie, that I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be a comedy or a serious effort from whoever made it. Horrible acting, horrible story line, horrible CGI and horrible special effects.

Basically, Russian scientists created human/shark hybrids during the cold war. When these hybrids escaped the lab and went berserk, one of the scientists lured them onto a space shuttle that just happened to be stationed by the lab, that he fired up in a short 5 minutes, and knew how to fly, and flew to the moon with the shark creatures.

Fast forward to modern times and US astronauts who all wear and communicate through airpods, fly to the moon and crash land. They walk outside wearing motorcycle like helmets, and stumble upon the surviving Russian astronaut and a shark girl (human looking girl with a shark fin) who walk without oxygen masks or spacesuit, and tell the US astronauts about a colony of these shark hybrids.

Then one of the astronauts gets kidnapped by these shark hybrids and is tortured by female shark hybrids, who speak English with a Russian accent, and wear bras, to reveal the spaceship location so that the hybrid sharks can fly to Earth and colonize it.

The US astronauts team up with the surviving Russian scientists and his shark daughter to rescue the kidnapped astronaut. They get equipped with hospital type air tubes to breathe through, and mail coif (medieval chain type head caps), so that they can walk around the moon without space suits or oxygen tanks. They clash with the murderous shark hybrids, discover a lair of shark hybrid babies, and then flee back to their space ship while battling the shark hybrids with spears, which sometimes appear human size, and other times like giants, due to inconsistent CGI scaling.

They kill off a bunch of these hybrids and make it back to their ship. The Russian scientist meanwhile fires up his 40 year old crashed space shuttle, and kamikazes it into the shark city causing lava to erupt and kill the shark colony. The lava exposion propels the surviving US astronauts and shark girl in their spaceship back to earth in about 5 seconds, causing them to crash land in the sea.

When their raft inflates (about 2 seconds after crash landing) and they get on it, shark girl says that Earth is beautiful beyond her imagination, gives birth to baby sharks on the raft, out of her vagina, and then jumps into the sea to be with her babies. The end.
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