It had the potential for a new spin on a tired story. This may be the largest collection of characters that I that care nothing about since The Informers (2008). Moral vacancy, lack of concern for their fellow man, and with all the debauchery with no joy.
My best dog Wilson has more personality than our characters. We have a dying artist that once he learns of his illness tries to kill himself faster. An indiscriminate vampire killer that can't have survived as long as she has leaving such easy to follow trails. Neither of which capture your attention. If Max had taken a moment to enjoy the snow or Vivian had at least "played with her food" both would have made the characters enjoyable.
I'm glad they didn't show the painting. I'm more the dogs playing poker type and probably wouldn't have understood it anyway.
My best dog Wilson has more personality than our characters. We have a dying artist that once he learns of his illness tries to kill himself faster. An indiscriminate vampire killer that can't have survived as long as she has leaving such easy to follow trails. Neither of which capture your attention. If Max had taken a moment to enjoy the snow or Vivian had at least "played with her food" both would have made the characters enjoyable.
I'm glad they didn't show the painting. I'm more the dogs playing poker type and probably wouldn't have understood it anyway.