Review of Doggone Tired

" . . . Right now!" remarks Speedy the dog's owner at the outset of DOGGONE TIRED. Subsequently, a room away from his best friend, this narcoleptic dude sleeps through dynamite explosions, the sounds of thunderstorms, fire alarms, roller skate mishaps and giant blasts of water inside the cabin he is sharing with Speedy. With so little situational awareness, this oblivious bozo would be lucky to rate a meal of fried squash. Which raises the question of who drove the vehicle to this remote hunting site? My money would be on Speedy.