..that's my rating.
This movie is dumb. Very, very dumb. Logic gets chewed up and spit out entirely. This time it's all about shoving in as many references and member berries as possible.
>What's the plot? Nope. Things happening. That's the plot. Clone-girl is kidnapped by greedy bad guy. Then she gets rescued and greedy bad guy gets eaten. That's it.
>Who's the main character? Who, indeed. Who knows? Equal screen time is divided between 17 characters. You go figure it out!
>Is there any dinosaur-action? Yes. Yes there is dinosaurs fighting other dinosaurs. Dinosaurs fighting humans, and dinosaurs fighting other animals. There is even a WWE-style wrestling team-up between two dinosaurs to kill another dinosaur. Are you sick of dinosaurs yet?
>Why should anyone see this? If you enjoy a dumb, loud, nonsensical, but at least expensively overproduced mess, that you will never feel any need or desire to revisit, for as long as you live; Then this is the movie for you!
This movie is dumb. Very, very dumb. Logic gets chewed up and spit out entirely. This time it's all about shoving in as many references and member berries as possible.
>What's the plot? Nope. Things happening. That's the plot. Clone-girl is kidnapped by greedy bad guy. Then she gets rescued and greedy bad guy gets eaten. That's it.
>Who's the main character? Who, indeed. Who knows? Equal screen time is divided between 17 characters. You go figure it out!
>Is there any dinosaur-action? Yes. Yes there is dinosaurs fighting other dinosaurs. Dinosaurs fighting humans, and dinosaurs fighting other animals. There is even a WWE-style wrestling team-up between two dinosaurs to kill another dinosaur. Are you sick of dinosaurs yet?
>Why should anyone see this? If you enjoy a dumb, loud, nonsensical, but at least expensively overproduced mess, that you will never feel any need or desire to revisit, for as long as you live; Then this is the movie for you!