4/10
Erotic Vampire Fails To Captivate Dumb Blonde
9 July 2022
Young married Michael Blodgett and Sherry E. DeBoer meet Celeste Yarnell at an art exhibit. She invites them out to her desert home. They accept, not knowing she's a vampire.

It's a tired variation on vampire movies that relies on moments of shock for any impact, because most of the actors are pretty bad. Oh, Miss Yarnell is all right, and she knows how to move for the camera, but the other two leads are not very interesting. Miss DeBoer has to play her character as a moron to make it look believable.

The real problem is the vampire genre by this point. There's nothing new to say, nothing new to show, and the result is that I was more horrified about people walking around the desert without a hat than Miss Yarnell's feeding habits.
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