Review of The Little Matchgirl

. . . the Dizzy Mega Corporation's ultra morbid rendering of THE LITTLE MATCH-GIRL. Perhaps this battle between realistic entrepreneurship and utter failing despair is the fight that allowed Dizzy to vanquish the final dregs of Christmas Spirits once and for all. While it is quite difficult to think of ANY Dizzy Yule Tide Tale that is uplifting in any sense, it's hard to imagine how MATCH GIRL could have been any more of a Debbie Downer. The title character obviously is a prophetic rendering of the coming deluge of unwanted children their birth parents realize that they're in no position to support. Though parents will fight like crazy to safeguard sons to carry on the family name, daughters will be utter nuisances, liable to repeat the mistakes their moms made in the total absence of reproductive safety nets. This will be especially true in the so-called "Red States," where women are held in low esteem and the laws will be the most Draconian. Thousands of these young females will be perishing weekly on the streets, especially at Holiday Time when no one will buy their matches or other trinkets for sale. Dizzy suggests that it's nice to think that there will be Celestial Music and Pie in the Sky for inexorably doomed gals such as THE LITTLE MATCH-GIRL.