If you are not already in an assisted living facility you will be by the time this show is over. To begin with you've got music that is strictly of the doctor's waiting room variety. Then there is the sanitized 60s flower motif that screams "cheery hospital corridor". And finally you've got Mr. Retirement Home himself (i.e. Perry Como) as Doris' guest. So park the walker, balance the dinner tray, adjust the ol hearing device, take a celebratory swig of Manichevitz or apricot cordial and enjoy.