Review of Berth Marks

. . . from Toledo to the East Coast in order to run the Boston Marathon. Unlike Rosie Ruiz, who rode the Green Line DURING the Big Race in which she temporarily was crowned with the winner's laurel wreath, my guy did NOT use the rails to cheat. However, he told me that he did not do as well in Beantown that week as he later did the time he rode across Canada with a drunken semi-truck driver who picked him up as a stay-awake aid as he hitchhiked in Sault Ste. Marie, because it's impossible to get comfortable on a moving train. BERTH MARKS confirms my man's experience, as Stan and Ollie are reduced to tears by their railroading experience. It's a good thing that they don't have to run the Boston Marathon the next day!