Crabs! (2021)
5/10
Okay'ish B-Movie Horror
7 March 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This movie is made in the style of the old B-Movies. Low budget. Cheesy acting and special effects, implausible things, etc. Some of it I liked, some of it I didn't and some of it was just downright offensive (like the stereotyped foreign kid that no one can understand). It starts off good. People have sex on the beach. So no problem there. But the horseshoe crab that moves like a speedboat was too much. And the one before the nuclear explosion was moving the same way. On to the crab attacks. They were just too graphic for b-movie stuff. I don't need to see eyeballs hanging down to someone's chin in a cheesy b-movie. Then there's the crippled kid in the wheelchair that gets cursed out by the local Priest (too much) and he also has a pricey tech workshop in the barn on the property that they can't afford to keep (unrealistic). One bright point, they have the cop from Future Man as the Sheriff! So, overall, it's a mildly enjoyable movie. It could have been a lot better with a better script, though!
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