HEY EVERYBODY ITS ME (4) and today we review , return of the revenge of the scarecrows children of the corn field 18 ....the movie !!!!!
It seems everytime i turn around there is a new scarecrow/corn field/ something to do with those two movie going on ....and its a 50/50 if its good or not ..... in this case ...yea i can deal with it ....
here we have a movie about some "teens?" with a step dad going through a out of the way area in the middle of nowhere u.s.a. When uh oh "flat tire " city happens ...then uh oh .... party city for the teens while step dad disappears to find help ....so ...the film is okay but the story is .....rough at times ....for instance ... 2 days of the dad being gone and the young adults are so concerned that they are just parting the entire time .... and the fact that random teens from the near by town accept the new people into their party crew like no big deal is unrealistic as it gets ... like suddenly welcome to our party cult ...lol... no suspicions of them being undercover .... or where they came from ...just "hey randos come crash our party, then be invited to come part y the next day at the swimming hole too ...THEN that next night also ....... like ... wow .... these kids literally party ALL THE TIME .....no home lives ......no eating ...just drink and screw and drugs and do it again the next day ..........oh movie logic lol
other than THAT plot oddness .... they did do a decent job with there red herrings for this one .... keeping you guessing "whos who" on the bad guys team .... you DO have the obvious happen ... BUT they did surprise you too ....
the MAIN story was cool having it be about artists etc and all that , so good job there ........over all ... it had some good moments it could have been cut down to be a little over an hour though NOT 1:42 good lawd ..... it was like sitting through syrup ..... SLOW .....half the party crap could have been left on the editing floor .... i mean WE GOT IT ...THEY LOVE TO PARTY !!!!!!! The half @$$ love story arch ?? Not needed for the brother thing ...it went no where AT ALL ....so easy cuts there for time ..... and that would have left the film with a much more "exciting" pacing .... more to the point and just ROAR !!! Vibe to it instead of a bit of back and forth , to the house and back to party ,,..and back to the house and back to a party ... and ........
characters were good enough .... the "daughter" was ............ugh ........acting throughout was fine until her ....sorry kid but they should have casted someone else for the part ...maybe even a card board cut out could have done better .........watching her act was like watching my grandma try to eat soup with a fork .... IT DIDNT WORK !!!!!!!!!!! At all ... every one else did a pretty good job ..... i liked the doctor dude ...otis looked like an otis ...lol.... but that "little" girl .... jesus ..... just ...i mean ..... you do know you have a face right ? .... and it has the ability to move ? Generally all humans come with the "expressions" mode .... you just click that on and BAM acting ......
okay okay ....
so anyways WAS the film entertaining ? ...
yea it was .... had a lot of cool ideas and such ... so ill give it a solid 7/10 for having some fresher ideas and a good mix of different things throughout the film to keep it going ......
It seems everytime i turn around there is a new scarecrow/corn field/ something to do with those two movie going on ....and its a 50/50 if its good or not ..... in this case ...yea i can deal with it ....
here we have a movie about some "teens?" with a step dad going through a out of the way area in the middle of nowhere u.s.a. When uh oh "flat tire " city happens ...then uh oh .... party city for the teens while step dad disappears to find help ....so ...the film is okay but the story is .....rough at times ....for instance ... 2 days of the dad being gone and the young adults are so concerned that they are just parting the entire time .... and the fact that random teens from the near by town accept the new people into their party crew like no big deal is unrealistic as it gets ... like suddenly welcome to our party cult ...lol... no suspicions of them being undercover .... or where they came from ...just "hey randos come crash our party, then be invited to come part y the next day at the swimming hole too ...THEN that next night also ....... like ... wow .... these kids literally party ALL THE TIME .....no home lives ......no eating ...just drink and screw and drugs and do it again the next day ..........oh movie logic lol
other than THAT plot oddness .... they did do a decent job with there red herrings for this one .... keeping you guessing "whos who" on the bad guys team .... you DO have the obvious happen ... BUT they did surprise you too ....
the MAIN story was cool having it be about artists etc and all that , so good job there ........over all ... it had some good moments it could have been cut down to be a little over an hour though NOT 1:42 good lawd ..... it was like sitting through syrup ..... SLOW .....half the party crap could have been left on the editing floor .... i mean WE GOT IT ...THEY LOVE TO PARTY !!!!!!! The half @$$ love story arch ?? Not needed for the brother thing ...it went no where AT ALL ....so easy cuts there for time ..... and that would have left the film with a much more "exciting" pacing .... more to the point and just ROAR !!! Vibe to it instead of a bit of back and forth , to the house and back to party ,,..and back to the house and back to a party ... and ........
characters were good enough .... the "daughter" was ............ugh ........acting throughout was fine until her ....sorry kid but they should have casted someone else for the part ...maybe even a card board cut out could have done better .........watching her act was like watching my grandma try to eat soup with a fork .... IT DIDNT WORK !!!!!!!!!!! At all ... every one else did a pretty good job ..... i liked the doctor dude ...otis looked like an otis ...lol.... but that "little" girl .... jesus ..... just ...i mean ..... you do know you have a face right ? .... and it has the ability to move ? Generally all humans come with the "expressions" mode .... you just click that on and BAM acting ......
okay okay ....
so anyways WAS the film entertaining ? ...
yea it was .... had a lot of cool ideas and such ... so ill give it a solid 7/10 for having some fresher ideas and a good mix of different things throughout the film to keep it going ......