Woodland (IV) (2018)
3/10
Head scratcher
14 February 2022
Warning: Spoilers
The best actor by far was the scenery. I guess I'm not "cool" or "hip" enough to understand what I was supposed to get from this film, which is fine by me. Just be honest in the advertising- I thought this was a mystery/thriller/spooky kinda thing. All it was was excruciating scene after scene of an unlikable d-bag smoking and pouting. The cliche flashbacks of sexy time with half naked (and smoking) girlfriend were derivative. I would hope my lover reminisces over more than just me rolling around in bed.

But there's nothing redeeming about this guy so I guess I shouldn't be surprised. By the end I didn't even care about any of it- I just wanted to stop seeing his sour face. Beautiful scenery though.
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