Weekly television show writer and childless gentleman needs to make his show more kid friendly to please his cereal sponsor. He starts by buying up all the comics when he sees a kid reading one.
"Judging from this all children are sadistic mass murderers."
He and his wife decide to adopt a child and the go first to the local minister to see if he can help with the process and somehow he ends up becoming the local scoutmaster.
"I'm through, finished, kaput!"
"Uncouth, uncivilized, little savages. That's what they are. Everyone on them a practicing juvenile delinquent."
This film ended up being a whole lot of the beating up of Clifton Webb.
"Judging from this all children are sadistic mass murderers."
He and his wife decide to adopt a child and the go first to the local minister to see if he can help with the process and somehow he ends up becoming the local scoutmaster.
"I'm through, finished, kaput!"
"Uncouth, uncivilized, little savages. That's what they are. Everyone on them a practicing juvenile delinquent."
This film ended up being a whole lot of the beating up of Clifton Webb.