Pretty much everything thrown up at the screen for this one was a miss.
The problem is the bare bones plot, direction, and effects that did make it up on the screen.
The movie minus opening and closing credits runs about less than an hour.
That's how little is there.
An alien mummy which is all it is ever explained as is quickly re-animated when an artifacts collector is killed and bleeds on it. A hand from another alien or etc. Mummy also is revived but it is never explained how.
The mummy then goes into a nearby unguarded and unstaffed nymphomaniac clinic where there are barely any nymphos and causes havoc there for the rest of the scant movie.
A federal investigator also seeks refuge in the clinic who ends up battling the mummy along with a female trying to break her sister out of it.
The effects, kills, pacing, how the mummy is warded off at times and then defeated are all 3rd rate even for a low budget movie.
Just mostly a miss on everything. Maybe it should be comforting it was so short.
The one thing Band mostly tried to sell for the movie is that he gave everybody an executive producer credit that bought $100 or more of merchandise at a stop on his Roadshow tour in 2005. That unfortunately doesn't make a movie any better in any way for the viewer.....
The problem is the bare bones plot, direction, and effects that did make it up on the screen.
The movie minus opening and closing credits runs about less than an hour.
That's how little is there.
An alien mummy which is all it is ever explained as is quickly re-animated when an artifacts collector is killed and bleeds on it. A hand from another alien or etc. Mummy also is revived but it is never explained how.
The mummy then goes into a nearby unguarded and unstaffed nymphomaniac clinic where there are barely any nymphos and causes havoc there for the rest of the scant movie.
A federal investigator also seeks refuge in the clinic who ends up battling the mummy along with a female trying to break her sister out of it.
The effects, kills, pacing, how the mummy is warded off at times and then defeated are all 3rd rate even for a low budget movie.
Just mostly a miss on everything. Maybe it should be comforting it was so short.
The one thing Band mostly tried to sell for the movie is that he gave everybody an executive producer credit that bought $100 or more of merchandise at a stop on his Roadshow tour in 2005. That unfortunately doesn't make a movie any better in any way for the viewer.....