Review of Blame

Blame (I) (2021)
3/10
In what universe are people from Chicago unable to deal with a polar vortex?
28 November 2021
First plot hole: photogenic young city millennials plan a winter vacation. They are unable to use their phones, car radios, televisions, newspapers, or local store owners to comprehend the fact that a giant snowstorm is coming. Even though they live in a city which is often subjected to blizzards, they head off to an even snowier area without putting snow chains on their tires.

Second plot hole: the millennials put their phones in a bag in the back of the car. When the inevitability break down, no one seems to remember that they have the phones.

Third plot hole: They break into the only school in the US with working heat and lights, but no alarm system.

Fourth plot hole: Even though there is a snowstorm and they have broken into a school with bathrooms, one of the group "goes around back" to pee outside.

Fifth plot hole: How did they hear "noises in the bushes" over the sound of a blizzard?

Sixth plot hole: Small town Wisconsin police dress like Columbo?

Seventh plot hole: Where are the black and brown friends? Have you been to Chicago?

Eight plot hole: who goes out into a snowstorm to steal an SUV?

I could go on, but you get the drift (pun intended).

Unwatchable.
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