Review of Farmyard Symphony

. . . about a "symphony," farmyard or otherwise. Roughly broken down to its root components, the meaning of "symphony" can be rendered as "bogus lies" (that is, simulated falsities), which strikes most as rather redundant, along the lines of "Gospel Truth" or "illegal crime." Furthermore, anyone able to see similarities between Chaucer and FARMYARD SYMPHONY is barking up the wrong tree. Chaucer is all about scrotal nailing to wooden work benches in burning barns, and hopscotched orifices being serviced through rickety bedroom windows. America knows Chaucer, and Chaucer is no Walter Dizzy.