I'm hoping to be entertained by a high octane PM movie tonight. One of my personal PM favorites is Kickboxer 2. (It's a shame that PM movies no longer exist.)
Robert Patrick, huh? That's a huge drop in class going from Terminator 2 down to a PM movie.
So Tommy Lee Jones; Nixon, and The T-1000 are heading to Mexico for what looks like a mob hit on someone who owes money. Movie better improve or I'm going to trim my toenails.
Is Hawk from Cobra Kai in the movie? They keep playing that bird noise theme of his for some reason?
They bail Wyatt, from Bold and the Beautiful, out of an underground holding cell and yep, it's a PM movie alright - the T-1000 is under attack by all these rent a car hitmen. As usual, the baddies have unlimited bullets in their guns but they're lousy shots just like Stormtroopers.
Love how this car still roles even though the driver was blasted away 3 minutes ago. (A car that's mobile with a dead driver?) Wyatt escapes under a hail of bullets.
There's that bird noise again - Hawk from Cobra Kai must be nearby?
Question - would a shotgun really make a trail bike explode?
So Wyatt snorts cocaine while face-timing with the maniac from Speed and either Fabio, or Feargal Sharkey, where there's delays and threats made over, I dunno, undelivered diapers and bibs? He's got 24-hours to deliver the baby products to Vegas or heat will come down on his head.
I would have expected Steven Seagal to star in this. It's one of those movies where you can't trust who you're talking to on the phone, even if it's your boss.
The T-1000 languishes in Wyatt's holding cell; is then blackmailed, his family is taken out, he's then bashed from pillar to post, blasted through the air in Vegas, hit by a delivery truck, then hit further with the news of his families demize. All this in under 10-minutes. "They killed his family, took his livelihood away from him, now the T-1000's out for revenge! Pray you're not a bad guy."
The wet nappies are successfully delivered to the king pins, but like Lethal Weapon, they're under the impression that the T-1000's dead. He's not.
So I take it the T-1000 stops being an FBI hitman and becomes a one man army to hunt down the wet nappy bandits? (He didn't even grieve, or attend any funeral.) I love these Hollywood movies where seasoned law enforcement officers go rogue and throw protocol out the window and kill at will without fear of consequence.
Movie's solid, I guess? You knew he'd hunt down all 5 members of the nappy crew. Um, remind me again, how'd he know the exact coordinates of Wyatt in Colorado? And how'd he smuggle gun's on a plane if he was a wanted man? Never mind.
Hmm, I dont know about the end credit song? Is that Mark Gormley?
Robert Patrick, huh? That's a huge drop in class going from Terminator 2 down to a PM movie.
So Tommy Lee Jones; Nixon, and The T-1000 are heading to Mexico for what looks like a mob hit on someone who owes money. Movie better improve or I'm going to trim my toenails.
Is Hawk from Cobra Kai in the movie? They keep playing that bird noise theme of his for some reason?
They bail Wyatt, from Bold and the Beautiful, out of an underground holding cell and yep, it's a PM movie alright - the T-1000 is under attack by all these rent a car hitmen. As usual, the baddies have unlimited bullets in their guns but they're lousy shots just like Stormtroopers.
Love how this car still roles even though the driver was blasted away 3 minutes ago. (A car that's mobile with a dead driver?) Wyatt escapes under a hail of bullets.
There's that bird noise again - Hawk from Cobra Kai must be nearby?
Question - would a shotgun really make a trail bike explode?
So Wyatt snorts cocaine while face-timing with the maniac from Speed and either Fabio, or Feargal Sharkey, where there's delays and threats made over, I dunno, undelivered diapers and bibs? He's got 24-hours to deliver the baby products to Vegas or heat will come down on his head.
I would have expected Steven Seagal to star in this. It's one of those movies where you can't trust who you're talking to on the phone, even if it's your boss.
The T-1000 languishes in Wyatt's holding cell; is then blackmailed, his family is taken out, he's then bashed from pillar to post, blasted through the air in Vegas, hit by a delivery truck, then hit further with the news of his families demize. All this in under 10-minutes. "They killed his family, took his livelihood away from him, now the T-1000's out for revenge! Pray you're not a bad guy."
The wet nappies are successfully delivered to the king pins, but like Lethal Weapon, they're under the impression that the T-1000's dead. He's not.
So I take it the T-1000 stops being an FBI hitman and becomes a one man army to hunt down the wet nappy bandits? (He didn't even grieve, or attend any funeral.) I love these Hollywood movies where seasoned law enforcement officers go rogue and throw protocol out the window and kill at will without fear of consequence.
Movie's solid, I guess? You knew he'd hunt down all 5 members of the nappy crew. Um, remind me again, how'd he know the exact coordinates of Wyatt in Colorado? And how'd he smuggle gun's on a plane if he was a wanted man? Never mind.
Hmm, I dont know about the end credit song? Is that Mark Gormley?