Review of Post Mortem: No One Dies in Skarnes

I'm shocked none of the reviews called it a slow burn, because that's the nice way of saying boring. The acting, direction, writing, are all adequate. But everything is the same -- same lighting, same camera angles, same understated tone. You could switch out any actor for a different actor and it would make no difference, you could move actors around like a shell game and it would make no difference, it's just all bland.