One could almost give it a pass as a poorly acted coming of age movie for pre-teens. But that's being pretty generous. So many weird choices here... Like why does "spongebob" seem unable to speak in a normal voice? How does a high school principal not recognize a 14 year old student on a "date"? How did the director think setting up a date scenario with a 14 year old and their principal would be funny? How the heck are these not yet 16 year olds driving around and getting into bars with no problem? And the icing on the cake... I'm pretty sure if most of the "romantic" interests in this movie were to work out it would be statutory rape. Overall this movie just tries to insert some fresh out of middle school 14 year olds into "adult" situations, but oddly makes all the male counterparts a solid 4-8 years older... Which, wtf.
