Review of Illegally Yours

I have no clue why this has such a low rating. The lowest rating I could give this is an 8/10 and I loved it like a 9. I was born in 94 and this was apparently made in 88. I just watched it for the first time free on YouTube. When I read the premise my expectations were low. I watch it at the end of my day and I laughed so much. I usually don't enjoy movies as much as other people because they tend to be slow for me and I can easily guess ahead to what happens next and am usually right. It ruins surprise and suspense for me. With the absence of mystery my mind gets critical of the other aspects of the film and it's just not pleasant. However this film was different. It kept my attention the whole time. What I thought was going to happen didn't happen. It was thrilling to experience surprise again in something fictional. I haven't had that in a long time. Also the main star Rob playing I think it was Richard Dice is stunning to look at. The young girls in this were gorgeous too. The story really impressed me and there were funny puns in here. I love true crime and while this was fictional there was crime and intense drama involved. I watch lots of stand up comedy and love to laugh and watch comedy and this was definitely a hilarious comedy. I'm into older guys like the main character is into older ladies and I'm caring to a fault like the main guy. It was fun seeing some similarities played out in a movie similar to how I am and what I like. I loved this, I couldn't guess what came next, there's serious eye candy in here, just an unpredictable plot and fun storyline. I'm very impressed. A lot of my favorite media comes from the 80's, it was a good time for film, especially story wise. Like yes today there's better costumes, film equipment, etc. However I feel like the stories are lacking when I compare them to stuff like this.