Review of Helios

Helios (2015)
1/10
Sod This Movie
22 May 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Here's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back. I understand why people hate this thing now.

Couldn't be that bad, I said. Boy oh boy was I wrong.

The bad guys win. Why do they win?

Because the heroes lose all their brains at the end of the film. Literally.

The Korean heroes just trust someone out of nowhere and walk into an ambush.

The Hong Kong heroes know who the bad guy is... AND WALK INTO AN AMBUSH TO DIE!

When they could have literally ended the film with one bullet... So, why basically walk into a dangerous place to die? I don't understand.

Did the heroes ingest copious amounts of lead paint in-between takes? Who thought this was a good idea?

What idiot wrote this?

For what reason did the heroes just lose their brains? None, other than that the directors and writers wanted a cliffhanger, I expect.

Sod this mess of a film. What a waste of decent action scenes by making all the heroes lose all their brains 75% of the way through.

Do not watch. Just don't. It'll make you angry if you want any closure.

Or sense.

Some decent action though. But it annoyed me too much for me to rate it any higher than 1.
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