Mankillers (1987)
"Don't You Ever Touch Me Again!"...
20 May 2021
Warning: Spoilers
MANKILLERS is another of Director David A. Prior's gifts to humanity. The requisite synth-o-generic score prepares us for glory!

It seems that those eeevil drug lords are up to their old tricks once more. Business is good.

Uh oh!

Someone starts killing the drug dealers and taking their money and their drugs! This person's a human trafficker as well!

Enter Racheal McKenna (Lynda Aldon), who is called upon to go after this ne'er-do-well. She needs help, so, she springs a group of female convicts from prison to serve their country. Heir big hair, halter tops, and wily grins tell us that America is in good hands.

Racheal has to whip these women into shape, and hope there's enough hairspray, since these aren't the type of females who share! After proving her dominance, Racheal puts her recruits through boot camp in the required short-shorts. Grenade training is a true spectacle! Can Racheal get her squad ready in time to face-off with the aforementioned, eternally grimacing, ponytailed pig-man?

In no time, the bad guys are being shot and blown up like the no-good, nameless extras they are! You'll love the belching sounds these men make whenever they're hit!

EXTRA POINTS FOR: #1- One of the dead men starting to get back up! #2- The villain being hit in the heart with a .45 slug, only to brush it off like he's been hit by a cotton ball! #3- When the villain takes two more bullets to the leg and gut, and can still drive a car!

Let's all sing the theme song together, "Freeeedomm! Freeeedddommmm!". Anyone bring a kazoo?...
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