Born Killer (1989)
"God, I'm Having Such A Good Day!"...
19 May 2021
In BORN KILLER, it's the paintball enthusiasts vs. The escaped convicts, after a deadly prison riot results in two of the miscreants running around, loose. The most psychotic of the pair, Spencer (Ted Prior, channeling the future Christian Bale) and the less-insane, Anderson (Adam Tucker) evade police, eventually moving in on the paintballers.

Said police force is an army of imbeciles. Led by Sheriff Stone (Ty Hardin), one wonders just how these clowns were ever entrusted with badges and guns!

Paintballs and bullets fly, causing one of the paintball geeks to have a full, PTSD meltdown, complete with flashbacks. He's quickly transformed into Super-Rambo-Chuck Norris, leading up to the seemingly endless, shirtless, showdown finale!

Holy cow! We didn't even discuss the dynamite that just happens to be lying around, or the rape scene, or the cockroach attack, or the power ballad that haunts this film like a sappy ghost!

No, David A. Prior didn't direct this wonderwork, but he did write it!...
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