VOODOO BLACK EXORCIST starts off with the painted bald man known as Nibu (Aldo Sambrell) sitting in a canoe with a be-wigged female. The woman's bald husband attacks, and is killed by Nibu. A voodoo ritual ensues and the woman is beheaded in ultra-fake fashion. Not to be outdone, Nibu is mummified and sealed in a coffin.
Space-age stock footage and terrible acid rock let us know that 2000 years have passed. The coffin is loaded into the hold of a cruise ship where passengers chatter, a fortune teller predicts doom, and a blazing-hot, Tongolele-like dancer momentarily takes our minds off of this wretched mess.
Nibu awakens, and begins his rampage of unstoppable baldness. Love blooms when he finds the reincarnation of his old flame, and inexplicably turns into a heavily painted prune man. He must reunite with her, because the infrared flashback sequences tell us so.
Meanwhile, the hot dancer returns, only to be interrupted -a lot- by annoying characters and their mindless blather. More psychedelic flashbacks occur, causing our eyes to ache while our brains wither. And on and on.
One of the most egregious "films" ever witnessed, not even the death-by-steamroller scene is done right! The sizzling-hot dancer does her best, but this is far beyond her powers...
Space-age stock footage and terrible acid rock let us know that 2000 years have passed. The coffin is loaded into the hold of a cruise ship where passengers chatter, a fortune teller predicts doom, and a blazing-hot, Tongolele-like dancer momentarily takes our minds off of this wretched mess.
Nibu awakens, and begins his rampage of unstoppable baldness. Love blooms when he finds the reincarnation of his old flame, and inexplicably turns into a heavily painted prune man. He must reunite with her, because the infrared flashback sequences tell us so.
Meanwhile, the hot dancer returns, only to be interrupted -a lot- by annoying characters and their mindless blather. More psychedelic flashbacks occur, causing our eyes to ache while our brains wither. And on and on.
One of the most egregious "films" ever witnessed, not even the death-by-steamroller scene is done right! The sizzling-hot dancer does her best, but this is far beyond her powers...