" . . . This is the Devil's world!" preaches disillusioned seminary graduate Anson Campbell. Rampant holier-than-thou hypocrisy, indiscriminate misogyny, malicious gossips, stiff-necked unforgiving prudes, maritime con artists, brutal flogging henchmen, rapacious authority figures, slave colonies, human branding, over-sized flannel nightgowns and two-faced kin are just a few of the outrages the Mangy Fat Cat Leo movie studio presents as evidence to support Mr. Campbell's defection from the church. This story concludes by recommending suicide as a possible means of producing a dying fantasy of a better place.