I wanted to like this movie, Robert Davi as a bad biker, john savage as a weirdo cajun killer, ninjas, drugs and nudity. Should be b-movie gold right?
Wrong. Zero plot, terrible action and one of the worst soundtracks ever. (A chinese flute plays constantly when our ninjas are in a scene).
Here is the story: Two ninjas avenge the death of a sister by drug dealers in New Orleans. Robert Davi and a very bored Michael Pare investigate but actually do very little. Then John Savage and another guy kill some cops.
Davi and Pare meet up with the ninjas and team up. Lots of dialogue someone thought would be very cool sounding but they had no idea how to make a coherent conversation with it. OJ Simpsons ex girlfriend is a side love interest for Robert just to have a sexy lady in the cast. Also a bum named Flea rides around in the baddies trunk for hours to keep tabs on them.
After an exciting beginning of a girl buried in concrete then Davi has a shootout in a cemetery, things get boring quick.
Three stars simply for the cast. The only way this should be watched is as a highlight reel of cheesiest moments.
Wrong. Zero plot, terrible action and one of the worst soundtracks ever. (A chinese flute plays constantly when our ninjas are in a scene).
Here is the story: Two ninjas avenge the death of a sister by drug dealers in New Orleans. Robert Davi and a very bored Michael Pare investigate but actually do very little. Then John Savage and another guy kill some cops.
Davi and Pare meet up with the ninjas and team up. Lots of dialogue someone thought would be very cool sounding but they had no idea how to make a coherent conversation with it. OJ Simpsons ex girlfriend is a side love interest for Robert just to have a sexy lady in the cast. Also a bum named Flea rides around in the baddies trunk for hours to keep tabs on them.
After an exciting beginning of a girl buried in concrete then Davi has a shootout in a cemetery, things get boring quick.
Three stars simply for the cast. The only way this should be watched is as a highlight reel of cheesiest moments.