Review of Coin Heist

Coin Heist (2017)
1/10
Worst (sorry, dumbest) film of the year....
18 February 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Let's see, here we go. A small, diverse group of kids risks going to federal prison for 20 years to save their school that they won't even be attending next year. Bravo!

After getting busted by their teacher, who is determined to call the cops, and rightfully so, they eventually talk to the superintendent who inexplicably strikes a deal with these misfits without even batting an eye. Now he's going to prison too since he is helping to cover up and profit from the illegal activity. Oh, and the teacher who didn't call the cops is now an accessory to the felony crime as well. Smooth move, everyone. You really think they won't find you? You left fingerprints literally everywhere. Security guards saw your faces as you entered the garage.

How did the guards not hear or see you making and cleaning and polishing 10 batches of coins! That's 20000 coins!! How long does that take, btw? Maybe a couple hours? Nah, these guys did it in a few minutes, total round trip from school and back in under 1 hour. Bravo, again!

Good luck selling your stolen coins, BTW. You'll have federal agents all over you like flies on stink.

Okay, I'll stop. I've said my two cents!! Haha, see what I did there?
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