Blue Demon (2004 Video)
10/10
Perfect Film
3 January 2021
Warning: Spoilers
No words but perfection. But because I need words, this movie is truly art. I do not often cry because of the creative beauty of a film, but Blue Demon brought tears to my eyes. This film should be required by law for all Americans to watch before they turn 18. It is art. All I got. I wish that I hadn't spent the first 35 years in my life when in my heart I realize that since the moment I emerged from the womb, this movie was all I was looking for. I will make sure that my kids (if I ever get a girlfriend) will be raised on the ideals and leadership skills of the very intelligent and also extremely hot man characters of the story. Every day when I wake up and every night before I go to sleep, I pray to my Lord and savior; RED DOG. Look, I know what you're thinking. There's a reason why you are looking at the reviews. You don't know if you want to watch the movie. You want a quality movie night before you go back to the constant 9-5 rush of everyday life. Well, I can safely tell you this will not only satisfy your thirst for a movie that entertains, but it will also mature you. As a single 35 morbidly obese virgin man, I saw immediate improvement of my life after I spent those golden 89 minutes watching Blue Demon. It opened my eyes to the wonderous pieces of art that humanity is capable of creating, but also gave me a sense of nostalgia. Beautiful women with beautiful bodies, damn I wish I had a girlfriend, and beautiful midgets all are a part of the circle of life. This movie opened my eyes and my heart to how I should really be living, and loving. Therefore, for the rest of my life, I pledged myself that I would adopt a child and make sure the wonder loves on.
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