Review of Swearnet

Swearnet (2014)
4/10
LOVE the TPBs. HATED (most of) this Movie
6 December 2020
Started off interestingly, I must admit. Devolved into a waste of film after about forty minutes. I race cars (amateur) and there is some promised auto racing here, which I thought was going to be great, but it just went all pear-shaped, and very quickly. If I never see Tom Green (whom I liked once upon a time) or "Carrot Top" (who is repulsive in every sense of the word) again, I'll be happy. Also, If you love extreme closeups of fat male genitals by all means this is the film for you. (Some other reviews allude to excess nudity, but sadly it's all male, and all fat, ugly body parts). When there's a chance for some "tasteful" babe nakedness, they quickly put a towel around themselves as if they're making a PG-rated flick. As other reviewers here have said, this poor excuse for a movie seems to have been written by a pubescent boy who's just discovered lewdness, and likes it far too much.
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