Warrior Queen (1987)
1/10
I wouldn't even worry about historical accuracy and Sybil hits rock bottom.
18 September 2020
This film is a mess. These people can't even kiss correctly on camera, let alone have a sword fight, throw a believable kick or deliver a line of dialogue (there isn't a lot of dialogue by the way. Many scenes go by the way speechless). Donald Pleasence, on break from the Halloween movies, gives probably his worst performance ever. The rest of the cast moves around like mindless zombies. Why Donald chose to do this movie is anybody's guess. I'm going with, he got a free trip to Italy in exchange for being in this.

When your film is more embarrassing then Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959) or Corman's Sorceress (1982), you have achieved a goal like none other. Wow! This is bad. If it wasn't for the attempts at costumes, maybe a punch or two that looked believable and they spent their last couple hundred bucks on the volcano scene (I have no idea what they spent on the volcano scene, but I think I can even afford it), this would be a total loss for the night. I wouldn't even worry about historical accuracy. Let's get past any accuracy first. Oh and you thought Sybil Danning couldn't do worse than Howling II (1985)?

1 (Unwatchable MyGrade) = 1 IMDB
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