Review of Mystery on Monster Island

This movie sucks! I mean it, if I had a choice I would give this a zero. But I can't and so it gets a one. The story is awful, the twist that all the monsters were toys sucks like, why couldn't they just be actual monsters? Maybe because the effects were so bad they decided that, I don't know. After all, they do look like toys. But the worst part, the very worst part, is the acting. Everyone except for Terence Stamp and Peter Cushing sucks! But they only have two scenes, so the rest of the movie your stuck with some annoying stereotypes. While most of the actors and actresses suck equally, there's one character that stands out as being the worst. Professor Ardelect! I want to rip this guys throat out because all he does is complain, "I'm hungry, I don't want to walk!" Yeah, well I'm sick of him! Then, when the monsters show up all he does is stand there and scream like a little girl. And it's supposed to be funny? That's not funny, a two year old could come up with better humor! Bottom line, don't watch this at any costs! Not even if your family is being held hostage, you would just be better off.