Ahh another IFC movie with a listed running time of 1 hr 16 minutes I'm sure this one will be heavy on plot and substance.
We begin here with someone or osmething being buried in a hillbilly yard. Then we cut to a bathtub scene and a woman walking around her house in a towel. Who really walks around their house in a towel??? Girl apparently is going on a 'girl's trip', to the Lake. She phones ahead to tell her 2 friends that she's just leaving and is 2 hours out. On the way , she runs out of gas. Behind her, hillbilly truck pulls up and Kid Rock gets out. Kid Rock just happens to have some GAS to give her.
So she actually makes it to the LAKE where her friends have anxiiously awaited her arrival. As they scamper around int heir batheing suits, they soon discover that their milk shakes have brought the boys to the yard. Annoying boy admirer shows up at their 'girls trip'. After he was told already it was a 'girls trip.' What a LOSER.
The girls go to some hillbilly BAR where they are playing some real LIVELY dancing music. Insert Country Line Dancing scene here!!! And then insert a lovely BAR Bathroom Scene!!!! Where a lively hillbilly chick gives girls a BUMP if they KISS FIRST!!!
oH COOL look who shows up?? It's HILLBILLY GAS BOYS FROM THE ROAD WHO SHOW UP AT THE BAR! And they buy the ladies some shots!!! After of course, dosing those shots.
So the boys, they snatch up Girl and take her on a hillbilly truck ride. They tie her up at the hillbilly house. They left her phone there tho and she tries to voice call her friends. Oh but she also told the boys she's a witch and that all their former victims are going to come back to life and come after them.
At the hillbilly ranch, things are getting weird. And Deputy Dweeb, he gets himself over to the bar to look for girl and the bartender gives him a description of the boys who bought those girls those shots. Meanwhile, girl is about to get loose from being tied up, while hillbillies dig another grave for her. Where are her friends during all this??? They seem to have dropped out of existence, her 2 friends.
-1 Star for lack of her friends being around at all
LOL, when girl escapes, she convinces Hillbilly Kip to off himself, and he stabs hisself with a pitchfork and falls into the grave her dug for girl. But Kid Rock sees this and chases girl into the woods. Kenny Rogers, the hillbilly dad, he hears noises and looks for the boys. He finds Hillbilly Kip dead, Oh there's the girls friends!!! They show up and kill Kenny Rogers Now how did the friends locate this farm????
-1 Star for friends finding farm inexplicably !!!
And girl she gets the drop on Kid Rock and clocks him with a ROCK She finds a wheelbarrow somewhere out in the woods and hauls Kid ROCK back to the hillbilly house! Where they all have shotguns now all 3 girls! Where did those guns come from??? And they chain up Kenny Rogers and Kid Rock to CROSSES that they conjured from thin air . They what?? They set this whole thing up?? The Girls?? LOL what???
Well the girls shoot Kenny Rogers and then... Kid Rock he rushes them, 3 guns aimed at him!!! Oh No....They dropped KID ROCK LIKE A ROCK!!! OH NO HERE COMES DEPUTY DWEEB!!! HE SEES THE GIRLS AND HE RUSHES TO SAVE THEM!!
iT'S NOT OVER!! So, the girls are back home. They check thier email about a missing girl 'GIRLS TRIP!'' ROFL . WOW...JUST WOW!!
-1 FOR the really duh ending. Final score for this one...2/10
We begin here with someone or osmething being buried in a hillbilly yard. Then we cut to a bathtub scene and a woman walking around her house in a towel. Who really walks around their house in a towel??? Girl apparently is going on a 'girl's trip', to the Lake. She phones ahead to tell her 2 friends that she's just leaving and is 2 hours out. On the way , she runs out of gas. Behind her, hillbilly truck pulls up and Kid Rock gets out. Kid Rock just happens to have some GAS to give her.
So she actually makes it to the LAKE where her friends have anxiiously awaited her arrival. As they scamper around int heir batheing suits, they soon discover that their milk shakes have brought the boys to the yard. Annoying boy admirer shows up at their 'girls trip'. After he was told already it was a 'girls trip.' What a LOSER.
The girls go to some hillbilly BAR where they are playing some real LIVELY dancing music. Insert Country Line Dancing scene here!!! And then insert a lovely BAR Bathroom Scene!!!! Where a lively hillbilly chick gives girls a BUMP if they KISS FIRST!!!
oH COOL look who shows up?? It's HILLBILLY GAS BOYS FROM THE ROAD WHO SHOW UP AT THE BAR! And they buy the ladies some shots!!! After of course, dosing those shots.
So the boys, they snatch up Girl and take her on a hillbilly truck ride. They tie her up at the hillbilly house. They left her phone there tho and she tries to voice call her friends. Oh but she also told the boys she's a witch and that all their former victims are going to come back to life and come after them.
At the hillbilly ranch, things are getting weird. And Deputy Dweeb, he gets himself over to the bar to look for girl and the bartender gives him a description of the boys who bought those girls those shots. Meanwhile, girl is about to get loose from being tied up, while hillbillies dig another grave for her. Where are her friends during all this??? They seem to have dropped out of existence, her 2 friends.
-1 Star for lack of her friends being around at all
LOL, when girl escapes, she convinces Hillbilly Kip to off himself, and he stabs hisself with a pitchfork and falls into the grave her dug for girl. But Kid Rock sees this and chases girl into the woods. Kenny Rogers, the hillbilly dad, he hears noises and looks for the boys. He finds Hillbilly Kip dead, Oh there's the girls friends!!! They show up and kill Kenny Rogers Now how did the friends locate this farm????
-1 Star for friends finding farm inexplicably !!!
And girl she gets the drop on Kid Rock and clocks him with a ROCK She finds a wheelbarrow somewhere out in the woods and hauls Kid ROCK back to the hillbilly house! Where they all have shotguns now all 3 girls! Where did those guns come from??? And they chain up Kenny Rogers and Kid Rock to CROSSES that they conjured from thin air . They what?? They set this whole thing up?? The Girls?? LOL what???
Well the girls shoot Kenny Rogers and then... Kid Rock he rushes them, 3 guns aimed at him!!! Oh No....They dropped KID ROCK LIKE A ROCK!!! OH NO HERE COMES DEPUTY DWEEB!!! HE SEES THE GIRLS AND HE RUSHES TO SAVE THEM!!
iT'S NOT OVER!! So, the girls are back home. They check thier email about a missing girl 'GIRLS TRIP!'' ROFL . WOW...JUST WOW!!
-1 FOR the really duh ending. Final score for this one...2/10