Review of Freshwater

Freshwater (2016)
2/10
Believe me, two stars is generous
24 July 2020
Why do these movies persist in filling their craptacular creature features with terrible stereotypes and irritating characters? I swear, the arrogant "gator expert" was specifically designed to annoy everyone she came in contact with (including the audience!).

Sour-faced tart Melody who flirts with peoples boyfriends ...? not even sure why she went along to this so-called party, since she was apparently the small town back-brace wearing outcast and is still bitter about it.

Deputy Doofy.... ugh. Just stop talking. Stop.

Richie Rich (Travis) ... don't even get me started. These airheads... err, people... are supposed to be in their early 20s, but he looks well into his mid-40s.

Stilted poorly delivered dialogue... poorly edited .. god-awful sound design and terrible music...

Not so bad it's good - just bad.
6 out of 7 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed