Hell Hunters (1987)
5/10
The only good thing is the firing of bullets on Hitler's poster.
10 March 2020
Saw this for the first time recently. Got enticed after reading the synopsis. Recently finished Amazon Prime's Hunters n was keen on seeing on more Nazi hunting. The film is listed as a horror but there is nothing close to horror. The plot boasts about a spider serum made by a Nazi scientist that convert people into Nazi zombies. Forget about the zombies, we don't even get to c anything about the spider serum. It has atrocious music n editing. Check out the dialogues: "Relax, bad guys don't knock." "Why do u smoke cigars?" "I like feel of long, pointy things in my mouth." Was craving for some Nazi hunting but the sentence "now we go hunting for Nazis" appears after only 64 mins. Ther is no Nazi hunting but bad action with unnecessary explosions.

There is a scene, in the middle of a dangerous mission, with a bounty on head, in the middle of a jungle, our couple strips n dives into a waterfall to indulge in lousy sex scene accompanied by lousy song n music n sophomoric stunts in the water. It has lousy fight sequences n laughable kicks. It has a character named Kong whose sheer presence intimidates everybody. The villain's men r so wooden with the guns in their hands that they look like as if they r not even aware that a film shoot is going on. Check out the character El Pasado with his funny pony tail n his sad but wtf demise. There is a scene, a man is sitting n he gets shot but the bullet hits on the wall on his side close to his ear n he behaves as if nothing happened. It has some nudity, lousy sex scene under a waterfall n our George Lazenby as a Nazi scientist obsessed with his nephew.
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