7/10
Satan's Choo Choo Train
4 March 2020
Some idiots travel the s···holes of Europe on a train to only become victims of some satanic guy and one of them, who is a virgin, is destined to f··· Satan or some garbage. Yes, Beyond The Door 3 is an incompetently made piece of caca but, my God, this movie was fantastic. Other than the s··· acting, you'll be entertained by some the most r·tarded death sequences ever. Almost every death scene that occurs is by the victims own incompetence. My favorite one is when the blonde dude gets torn in half and, in one instance, you can see that he turns into a mannequin before he falls off the train. The story is dreck but no one cares. Definitely for those who like unintentional humor and stupid wacky horror.
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