Here in the UK spanners are what the Americans call wrenches and I won't need much wrenching from this tripe. You've got a youth who's quite at home finding out he's only got six months to live (he's a 'mayfly' you see - good grief!) The hero is so fed up with being immortal he talks like the robot in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy! And he drinks a lot. Well who wouldn't if one was immortal. Immortals are spanners who can't die! The whole storyline seems pointless. Centres around a small box which contains the essence. This movie is so boring I'm switching it off right now!
Review of Spanners
