My gosh, this has to be one of the worst TV show based movies that I've ever seen. Dennis Miller is not funny, Sly Stallone's girlfriend at the time was not sexy or even remotely interesting oh, and the story wasn't either.
Dennis Miller plays a washed-up PI who gets the case of the lifetime from a reserved Catholic blond, who is the secretary for a rock and roll Church and her brother, who is played by Corey Feldman, went to an orgy and never came back. Happens all the time right?
Dennis Miller decides to investigate after our blond friend pays him to find out what happened to her brother. Sounds like it might be good right? If you think that, you're As dead wrong As the Crypt Keeper himself.
The writing is horrible, the pacing is horrible and Dennis Miller's quips throughout the film are neither funny, nor relevant and sometimes even so obscure that only Quentin Tarantino would know what he's talking about.
There's a reason why this movie is not rated above a 5-star, honestly it should be below a five-star, it's horrible and one of the worst Tales from the Crypt movies ever. It's the whole reason why we didn't get a third movie.
If anybody tells you that this movie is good, they are lying to you or either have extremely poor taste in cinema. Don't bother with this one. By the time I hit the 45-minute Mark I was riding an Agony while reaching for the clickie and hitting skip until I got to the horrible, no good ending.
Dennis Miller plays a washed-up PI who gets the case of the lifetime from a reserved Catholic blond, who is the secretary for a rock and roll Church and her brother, who is played by Corey Feldman, went to an orgy and never came back. Happens all the time right?
Dennis Miller decides to investigate after our blond friend pays him to find out what happened to her brother. Sounds like it might be good right? If you think that, you're As dead wrong As the Crypt Keeper himself.
The writing is horrible, the pacing is horrible and Dennis Miller's quips throughout the film are neither funny, nor relevant and sometimes even so obscure that only Quentin Tarantino would know what he's talking about.
There's a reason why this movie is not rated above a 5-star, honestly it should be below a five-star, it's horrible and one of the worst Tales from the Crypt movies ever. It's the whole reason why we didn't get a third movie.
If anybody tells you that this movie is good, they are lying to you or either have extremely poor taste in cinema. Don't bother with this one. By the time I hit the 45-minute Mark I was riding an Agony while reaching for the clickie and hitting skip until I got to the horrible, no good ending.