Review of The Fields

The Fields (2011)
1/10
What a Triumph!!!
24 September 2019
Warning: Spoilers
What a cinematic masterpiece! How will I ever forget the compelling scene where the incomparable Cloris Leachman chewed and spoke with her mouth full for a good five minutes?! What nuance! What an amazing directorial choice! Then I was treated to the incomprehensible gibbersh of the captivating and compelling character of Aunt Grace. Oh! And how will I ever be able to get over the scene of Gran'pa taking his dentures out of his mouth and licking them?! Such majesty! Such grandeur! A horror movie? I say thee nay! This is a cinematic tour de force! How was this film overlooked by the Academy?! Outrage and farce!

Yes, I am being facetious, and yes, this film sucked on a galactic scale. Given the behavior of the main characters, and their relatives, this movie could have just as easily been a treatise on the dangers If you are tempted to watch this piece of trash, do yourself a favor; don't.
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