Sonic the Hedgehog (2006 Video Game)
1/10
Did I spend money to play this or am I dreaming?
14 June 2019
Am I hallucinating? I've never played such garbage.

The story makes no sense and it feels like the sum of all the terrible scenes from Kingdom Hearts (there's plenty). Soulless characters, no motivation, no feeling put in the development of anything in the plot.

The annoying girl's animations are good, but she's one of many characters. Everybody except her is terribly animated, both NPCs and main characters. Face and body movements look like they directly come from Sonic Adventure (which was terrible but also a 1998 game). Also, did the devs know that game animation requires blends to smoothly transition between an action and the other? Because I didn't saw any, another major flaw that contributed to make this "game" look more and more phisically wrong.

Now let's talk about gameplay. The big quesiton is: is there any? There are parts where you could leave the joystick and go make yourself a tea because you didn't need to do anything to progress through those terrible loops. All the rest is a cluster of terrible bugs, glitches, invisible walls, and boring mechanics to play with. The level design is unconsistent and unclear. Also there's a loading screen for everything, even for 3/4 lines of dialogue (not joking).

The only, and I really mean ONLY, people who somewhat deserved to be payed for this monstruosity of a product, are the dubbing actor for the princess and her animator. I can't stress enough how I couldn't see even a spark of originality and dedication in this project.
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