1/10
The WORST Movie of 2017 and an IMPRESSIVE Worst Picture from the Razzies!
1 May 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The Emoji Movie (2017) is one of the movies that are hated and detested for its boredom and no humor. This is 2019 and it was released in 2017 and I saw the movie and it SUCKS. I had the same opinion as many other critics about this stupid movie and it's a WASTE OF TIME for Sony to produce and release this film that no one wants to see or like. T.J Miller voiced Gene, the main protagonist, James Corden as Hi-5, Anna Faris as Jailbreak and Patrick Stewart as .....POOP?? Like WHY? WHY DID THEY CHOOSE HIM AS POOP? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE AND SCANDAL! One of the most annoying things people concerned about this movie. Patrick Stewart is well-known, much for his Hollywood Walk of Fame and then this movie showed up and wanted him to play something that came from people's asses, a piece of excrement. The plot is mostly TERRIBLE: an emoji Gene who couldn't have one but many emotions and turned to be an outcast and was called a malfunction by a really terrible villain Smiley and they tried to escape from her 'Bot'. And there is a place with a stupid name 'Textopolis' (a copycat of Metropolis and Monstropolis and Metrocity) We had enough copycats okay?? A place where emoji dreams to work in and be sent into...a text (it's their lives, what they live for). Also about this boy, Alex, who had a crush with a girl and didn't know what to text to impress her maybe. Like any horrible young filmmakers in competitions can have a plot like this but this is a movie in cinemas and Sony was just joking around and turned the movie into something that made audience feel bored and felt like a waste of money going to see this movie. And Sony is trying to waste their own money making this dumb piece of animation. I don't hate the animation, it's okay but every other thing is like the WORST! And there's a saying (maybe from an idiot) in this movie "Emoji is the most important form of communication ever invented" That's 100% wrong. Face-to-face is more important than that and when texting, letters are more important than emojis. This is like the movie is literally about emojis (nothing else, no text, no phone just...emojis) which really sucked the whole movie and turned it down for that reason and a few more. The jokes here are 0% funny. None of them made me laugh and they're too easy. Monkey Business? I'm Tea, Not Coffee? WHAT? I'm so out of this, the movie had gone too far. They just had some stupid adventures over Candy Crush, Just Dance, ... And there's a stupid dance invented called the Emoji Pop? WHAT THE HECK?? The Screenplay is one of the WORST about the movie. The lines are too easy, like this movie is just...for...kids, childish kids that are called Young Buffaloes in Vietnam. There is no reason that this movie should exist. Sony had been a waste of time trying to animate the movie and find suitable voices. And you know how the ending went like? A DANCE SEQUENCE. Probably one of the worst animated endings...OF ALL TIME. And then in 2018, it won Worst Picture in the Razzies Award, an impressive Worst Picture. If this was about an emoji who should stick one being 'Meh', I would go 'Meh Meh!' for this terrible movie. Points: 0.9/10
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