Review of Monster Ark

We all know that sometimes actors have to do less-than-stellar movies for various reasons (money, the chance to do a bigger, better movie, etc...) but I can't imagine any reason these actors agreed to do this turd, marketed as a "movie". I've never written or directed a movie, but I imagine I could spend a night writing, grab 6 random people off the street for my actors, and put together a better movie over a regular 2 day weekend than this director. When the reviews say "Don't do it!" they're serious. You will be a worse person for having watched this! Save yourself!