Review of The Guru

The Guru (2002)
5/10
The Sex Guru
10 August 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Jimi Mistry ~ Nice going Jimi, you really deserve this, I'm so jealous of you being around Heather and Marisa, you are awesome and sweet, I hope to recognize you in other films from the past, present, and future. Thank you, come again.

Heather Graham ~ Wow, Heather, you are soooo hot in this movie in your all red bra and underwear lingerie and your power suit on the beautiful beach there and even sexier in your glasses and backpack school teacher look. Heather, you're an angel from heaven, you have a big ass head, and a beautiful baby doll face with big blue ass eyes and a one of a kind smoking hot bod. I love you. You're so, so, soooooo hot, and gorgeous, and smart.

Michael McKean ~ Haha, you're so funny in this, Michael, so funny.

Christine Baranski ~ Sexy and classy, my dear, Christine, so sexy.

Marisa Tomei ~ Woooooooow, I love you so much, Marisa, you're sooooooooooo funny and sweet. You're a true goddess, of life, sex, passion and love. God, I love you Marisa, Tomei. You're so sweet and incredible during the Chori Chori dance scene aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand even way more hot, sweet and incredible in your underwear and your massage scene. Oh my God, I love you, Marisa Tomei, so, so much. I need you, I want you, and you're so rare, like a one of a kind and precious ruby.

(dance is like love, join me, follow your inner beat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHORI CHORI HUM GORI SE PYAAR KARENGEY CHUPKE CHUPKE DIL KE BAATEIN YAAR KRENGEY AH CHORI CHORI HUMGORI SE PYAAR KERENGEY CHUPKE CHUPKE DIL KE BAATEIN YAAR KRENGEY AANE WAALI KABH AAYEGI KOI DE BATAA DHOOND RAHE HAIN JAANE KABH SE HUM USKA PATAA !! ! !! AAJA AJAA AJAA AJAA AAAH !)
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