Hour and a half completely devoid of content.
Like a porn parody without porn.
Looks terrible.
Sounds terrible.
I felt nothing, NOTHING, I'm not kidding, I was not even annoyed.
Waste of talent, waste of money, waste of space, and ultimately, a complete waste of my time.
Milla Jovovich, James Franco, Lucy Liu, Carmen Argenziano,they should all be ashamed of themselves.