Abymssal crapfest or dumb.
Why did the superb 1980s cult classic starring Goldie & Kurt even need a remake? You can't capture the 80s or the chemistry of Goldie & Kurt and you can't do this type of film do it in today's environment. It wouldn't even work....
And why choose terrible actors if you're gonna do a remake? Ugh. Everything about this is just 'no.'