Review of The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature

. . . currently infesting our once-great USA Homeland, as NUT JOB 2's lead villain--"Mayor Muldoon"--talks, walks, and acts exactly like the despicable Red Commie White House Tool, Don Juan Rump. The mercenary mayor (clearly based upon Putin's Chief Money Launderer) is matched by an equally mercenary daughter, Heather Muldoon, that will put most viewers in mind of Iwanna "Buy Her Stuff" Rump. Putin's always been jealous of America's Natural Treasures, which is why he recently had his Administration announce through Rump and other Red Commie mouthpieces that the USA's National Monuments, Parks, Forests, Wildlife Refuges, and "Indian" Reservations are being gradually sold off to the highest bidder for oil drilling, coal mining, gas wells, lumber clear-cutting, as well as the killing off the last of the grizzly bears, buffalo, moose, elk, bald eagles, condor, and whooping cranes, and so forth, just as Mayor Muldoon bulldozes "Liberty Park" to create his squalid "Libertyland." Nut Job 2 even has a flashback scene to one of Putin's Superstorms, which are now attacking America like cars on a freight train, thanks to Vlad's vodka binge-drinking buddy, Rex "Exxon Valdez" Tillerson, whom Al Gore singled out during the 2000 Campaign as the one man most responsible for Global Warming. (Putin, of course, appointed Tillerson as U.S. Secretary of State--a few heartbeats away from the White House in the Official Line of Succession--after Mr. T lent his name to the Unnatural MegaHurricanes, such as Harvey, Irma, Jose, and the one shown in NUT JOB 2, collectively now referred to as T-Rex Storms!).