You don't need a spoiler alert with this movie because it was spoiled before it was even finished. I'm a real fan of Steve Austin and bought this movie on that basis. Just a shame that I couldn't make it to the end of the movie. Which is saying a lot because I have a very high pain threshold when it comes to bad movies and can normally soldier on through to the bitter end. Not with this lame puppy though. I was having serious misgivings at the 3 minute mark but hung in there hoping for some Steve Austin goodness to redeem the sad train wreck of a movie but finally conceded defeat at the 40 minute mark. Sometimes these sort of Z grade movies can be entertaining because of how bad they are but this one didn't entertain at any level. Predictable plot, very poor acting, lousy script, unbelievably unrealistic use of weapons and unarmed combat, sound track that was often inappropriate to what was happening on screen, poorly conceived sets and the list goes on. Pretty sure they used some of the crews houses and apartments for filming and prepped them by removing personal photos etc from the wall because why else would a living room have a whole bunch of empty picture hooks on the wall? Why was I even noticing stuff like that? Spotting the list of errors in this movie could be made into its own movie. The best part of this movie was the satisfying clunk it made as it bounced off the bottom of my trash can.
Review of Chain of Command
