Review of Daisy-Head Mayzie

. . . as the lead writer of the U.S. Taxpayer-funded PRIVATE SNAFU troop training cartoons during World War Two, Dr. Seuss churned out this made-for-TV half-hour biography of current First Daughter Iwanna Rump in 1995 (six years AFTER Iwanna's Dad, Red Commie KGB Chief Vlad "The Mad Russian" Putin's White House Sock Puppet--Don Juan Rump--began his U.S. Presidential Campaign in the Doonesbury Comic Strip). Mayzie's daisy, of course, symbolizes Iwanna's Real Life conversion to Judaism. Bullied immediately by her peer group (the cartoon counterparts of the Alt.Right NeoNazi Tiki Torch Toters at Charlottesville this week, and the skinhead shown on CNN 14 times 8/15/17 calling out Rump for "giving" Iwanna to a "Jew Ba$---d"), Mayzie\Iwanna signs her Pact with Satan (this cartoon's "Agent Finagle") in "think-proof ink" (16.48). After all, Mayzie McGrew has been labeled by her school's Principal Anti-Semite as "the worst person in town" (7:42), and not even the Don Juan-like local leader (an official who echoes Rump Senior in saying "I'm very important; that's why I'm Mayor!") will stick up for poor Iwanna\Mayzie. The cartoonists here next show Mayzie atop a spot-on facsimile of Rump Tower. Despite "having it all, and a lot more, too," Iwanna\Mayzie soon realizes that "I can never go home; nobody loves me" and self-deports to a barren landscape not unlike that of Australia's Outback, or Antarctica's Larsen Ice Shelf B.