This is a vanity project by Frank D'Angelo. The writing, acting, direction and production are all extremely amateurish and that is being kind. The good reviews for this movie are so obviously fake it's hilarious. Read the real reviews by real critics- Google is your friend. The storyline runs like it was written by an eleven year old who just discovered profanity. There are scenes in this film and I hesitate to call it a film, that don't add to the plot or the character. At least ten minutes are spent showing him urinating with difficulty and waking up from hangovers. It appears that someone failed to hire an editor. D'Angelo has convinced a few of his marginal movie star buddies to appear in this abomination. I'm sure he's a nice guy but Frank D'Angelo should stick to making juice. If I could have given this a zero rating I would.
Review of Sicilian Vampire
