Review of Lorelei

Lorelei (1985 Video)
Lousy shot-on-video Kay Parker vehicle
27 June 2017
I mentioned the video shoot on the Header line for this junker because star Kay Parker made great movies ("Taboo" the greatest) but when cheap video production came to the fore she was grinding out junk like everyone else. Poorly directed by erstwhile ace cameraman Jack Remy (that's the Peter Principle for you), "Lorelei" is typical crap from its producer L.M. Burton, who made many an all-Black-cast stinker back in the day.

Kay in the title role is a successful lingerie fashion designer, and the meager plot concerns industrial espionage, a topic far better covered in the hit porn series "United Colors of Ass". Billy Dee is to steal her designs at the best of his Gay partner, very poorly played by R. Bolla, in what I hoped (in vain) would be a NonSex role in the manner of latter-day Mike Horner appearances. Alas, after doing some clichéd effete stuff like keeping his pinky raised artificially while holding a coffee cup, Bolla unfortunately joins Dee in a threesome finale with Parker, in which following the custom of Adult Cinema the boys do not touch each other, Bolla instantly turning straight to help service the busty superstar.

Not much else happens here, and the big-deal poolside fashion show is merely a chance to inject several eye-candy soft-core models (Terri Morgan, Yolanda Green and Scarlet) into the cast. Their hardcore equivalents like Sondra Stillman/Lois Ayres have all been far better elsewhere.
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